Welcome to 50, where we're tired, over it, and ready to eat snacks with no bra. This birthday gift Box is not your average "spa basket." It's a hilariously honest, self-care explosion designed for the woman who’s entering her 5th decade with confidence, sarcasm, and snacks.

Perfect for your best friend, sister, wife, or mom turning 50, this milestone birthday box is something she'll remember. When she opens it, she'll laugh, feel seen, and probably text you a photo mid-cackle.

Why It's Different:

This isn't a pre-packed Amazon knockoff. It’s a curated experience.

Every item is labeled, individually wrapped, and chosen for women who aren’t here to play small.

✔️ Packed with over 20 surprises

✔️ Comes in a luxe black gift box with a greeting card (custom message included)

✔️ Takes 10–15 minutes to open, like a self-care treasure hunt

✔️ Includes spa items, snacks, and a whole lot of snark

✔️ There's always more inside than the photos show

What’s Inside?

8 oz Soy Candle (labeled & scented with sass)

Snarky Ceramic Coffee Mug

Sugar Scrub

Bath Bomb

Epsom Salt

Eye Mask

Hand Lotion

Fuzzy Slipper Socks

Gourmet Snacks

Magnet

Wine Label* (label only, no wine shipped)

+ Random hilarious extras she didn’t know she needed

The Vibe:

Think “self-care meets sarcasm.”

It’s luxurious without being pretentious, warm without being boring, and funny without losing meaning.

This is the gift she’ll actually remember. Comes with a custom message, just leave your note at checkout.