Merry “Crisis” Christmas Box - The most honest holiday gift on the internet 🤣

Perfect for:

• That one friend is the designated truth-teller and/or family scapegoat

• Anyone with an actual family

• People who deserve to laugh also want to be left the hell alone during the holidays

This box says what you're thinking, with premium packaging, unfiltered humor, and everything you need to survive another round of: “Are you really going to wear that, Susan?”

🖤 Includes:

• “Shiny New Ways My Family Fcked Me Up This Year” Christmas Journal

• “It’s Fcking Christmas” 9oz Soy Candle

• Christmas Music Detox Soak because ugh, those same songs over and over

• Holiday Survival Socks – Cozy feet for walking out of uncomfortable situations

• “Hi, I’m the Designated Scapegoat” Sticker

• “If You’re Not Bringing Me Money or Food, Kindly F*ck Off” Eye Mask

• “Passivo Aggresso” Wine Label – The perfect vintage for Christmas family cheer

• Greeting Card: “Oh Yay. It’s Christmas.” (Blank inside - for your personalized note)

• Chamomile tea + chocolate to ease the burn (not shown)

🎁 Shipping:

Your gift ships fast, fully assembled in a sleek black box, everything individually wrapped, and literally fun for the whole family 🤣

🎯 Note: Wine not included, just the label. You’re welcome to get blackout drunk on your own terms.

Whoever you buy this for will feel more SEEN than they have in a really long time - they'll love it! 🎄